It's your day, America! No, not July Fourth. The other day. Election Day, that once-every-four-years opportunity to reassert our values, our character, the song of our hearts!And what do we stand for?
Why, setting up "food" animals in red, white, and blue get-ups and then knocking them down!
Or, even better: Getting them to front our barbecue establishments!
The standard suicidal trio—Cow, Pig, and Chicken—is given the Yankee Doodle treatment as they offer their enthusiastic (if psychotic) endorsement of an America-themed business that would serve their flesh.
And no matter which candidate wins today, nothing can change that.
God bless America!
2 comments:
look at their ginormous black eyes!
Pretty nice...
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