Wednesday, April 29, 2009

My Side of the Mountain Barbeque

We've seen what happens when "food" animals are forced to fight for the privilege of dying.

Thrilling, yes, but demoralizing. Don't they know they'll all have a chance to go under the knives?

That's why it's so heartening to see a couple of scrappy pigs put aside their differences and focus on what brings them together: their desire to be killed and grilled!

Whole chickens, ribs, all manner of pork products: who cares! By declaring a truce, they remind us all of what we can accomplish when we unite under a single flag! On behalf of the children, we thank you.

The Barbecue Battle Belt, slightly adjusted to account for the Louisa, Virginia, My Side of the Mountain Barbeque.

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