We've seen what happens when "food" animals are forced to fight for the privilege of dying.
Thrilling, yes, but demoralizing. Don't they know they'll all have a chance to go under the knives?
That's why it's so heartening to see a couple of scrappy pigs put aside their differences and focus on what brings them together: their desire to be killed and grilled!
Whole chickens, ribs, all manner of pork products: who cares! By declaring a truce, they remind us all of what we can accomplish when we unite under a single flag! On behalf of the children, we thank you.
The Barbecue Battle Belt, slightly adjusted to account for the Louisa, Virginia, My Side of the Mountain Barbeque.