Say hello to the world's most ineffective bully.
Glowering, he struts down the boulevard, daring you to challenge his authority.
And if you do, watch out!
He'll provide clear directions to the nearest place to eat the flesh that used to be his mother so fast it'll make your head spin!
Look at the arrogance, the macho swagger. He can't help but flex a bit as you gaze at him wonderingly.
You want a piece of the big bully? Careful now. He just might offer you a bite of his father on a bun.
Insult his family and he'll look you in the eye and suggest more sauce.
Tell him it's Go Time and don't be surprised if he lunges, heart-first, for the knife in your hand. And before he dies, he'll suggest a side dish that'll have you shaking in your boots.