By order of His Royal Highness, the King of Wings, be it known:
Out of the generous heart that dwells within his tender breastmeat, His Majesty hereby decrees that every citizen of Wings shall henceforth be permitted to donate both of his or her wings to strengthen our people and reaffirm our allegiance to the time-honored principle of You Ring, We Bring.
The previous edict allowing for the donation of only one wing is hereby rescinded.
So ring, Ringers, ring!
Bringers shall we be, bringing with gladness, bringing our very wings, the pride of the kingdom, the organs by which our pride and honor
Addendum: In the land of the wingless, the one-winged chicken is king.
Addendum 2 (5/29/10): A (slightly) different take on "You Ring, We Bring" from Jim's Famous BBQ.