
There is no concept, no combination of diametrically opposed entities that will be denied its turn in the spotlight. A lobster prostitute? (A lobstitute, if you will.) They're game! A rockabilly chicken? Not a problem. A beer-drinking crabcake? A cinch!
There is a genius here, a force of invention that, if put to work for wholesome and useful purposes, could move mountains and paint the deserts green.
Alas, here we see it put, instead, to the dubious enticement of an ostrich-hungry public. (Or an ostrich fetishist public. There is overlap.) Showgirl Ostriches will set you up with any sort of ostrich you have in mind, as long as it is gourmet and/or select. For rancid and random ostriches, you'll need to find a different outlet.

Is the feathered vixen to the left what they were shooting for? Are they fooling anyone? Be honest: after viewing this, are you able to fight back the itching urge to eat ostrich meat?
(Showgirl illustration source.)


3 comments:
It certainly doesn't make me want ostrich meat. A high-kicking regimen doesn't sound very good for tender meat.
Our adorable contrarian!
Isn't this ostrich remarkably similar to the Disney ones in "Fantasia"? - there was a discussion about use of images a few suicides ago........
Rita
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