Now do you see?
We haven't been jumping to conclusions! They really do see pre-food animals as erotic beings. Equals, in the most intimate sense.
Although, who can blame them, when the animals are practically throwing themselves at their consumers' feet?
The cow lounges on her bed of timothy, parting her luscious loins just that barest fraction that tempts the most. She offers the coyest glimpse of the pleasures that await those who know what's what. And the ennui she exudes! It's all part of her hard-to-get routine.
And chickens, with their official vocabulary of breasts and thighs and tenders, are sexual from egg to oven. So the trip from chicken to "hot chick" was assuredly a short one for your average poultrivore.
So yes! By all means! Check out their loins. Put your lips on them.
Would you like a little privacy? Here, we'll just… Let us just get the door.