Nothing to be afraid of here, with this sample Halloween pig-roast-and-party invitation. It's just a pig-witch, smiling at the thought of her own roasting skin and flesh.
While grasping a barbecue fork in her deformed clawlike hand.
And sinking in the mud, making us wonder whether she'll drown before she can be shot in the head with a bolt gun.
Kids! Come back! It'll be fun!
Why are you crying?
(Happy Halloween.)
1 comment:
In addition to their other crimes, the hosts of this shindig are guilty of a particularly heinous grammatical sin: the misplaced apostrophe. By identifying themselves on the invitation as "The Onner's," they have consigned themselves to the eternal barbecue!
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