Nothing to be afraid of here, with this sample Halloween pig-roast-and-party invitation.
It's just a pig-witch, smiling at the thought of her own roasting skin and flesh.
While grasping a barbecue fork in her deformed clawlike hand.
And sinking in the mud, making us wonder whether she'll drown before she can be shot in the head with a bolt gun.
Kids! Come back! It'll be fun!
Why are you crying?