Suicidefood Web Searches: a digression

For the last several months, we have taken note of the search terms people have employed to wind up at our site. Based on what they were intending to find, the searches of these accidental visitors can be placed into three categories:

1. Very Well, Then.
2. Wha?! and
3. We Don't Want To Know!

We begin with the least objectionable:

Very Well, Then.

harold's chicken food poisoning

how to butcher a cow

is suicide that bad

my leaf lard tastes too meaty

Burgerkind

what are Zaxby's chicken fingers?

Porky Pig's worst role

You'll make me suicidal, suicidal

cow song I am cow hear me moo

sporty chops

+"Paul Prudhomme" +"dead animal" +poor

foods God okay eat

Multi-Purpose Floor Display food

nice lovely girl

dead deer pics 2007

Wha?!

suicide cutting wrists

microwave suicide

i cow white sexy female

suicide knife to the head

suicide in animals

suicide valley

suicide master

muscle pig in overalls

22 birdshot in food

nooses around kids

turducken pig

beer butt ostrich

rasta cat

hotdog of men

suicide with pricking

rabbit suicide

garbage eaters cult

suicide with a knife

suicide tickles

octopus livestock

We Don't Want To Know!

sex com animales

sexy pig cartoon

sexy food animals

how to make suicide look like an accident

sexy rack

dancing with nooses

farm animals and sexy women.com

toe food choclate (sic)

Bear in mind that this represents only the tiniest fraction of what we've seen. Many search requests were for specific restaurants that we have featured. These were too dull to bother with. But the rest paint a grim picture of the state of modern society. On the positive side, we like to think that finding us—instead of whatever depraved thing was hoped for—made things just a little brighter for someone. If only for a few moments or page views, whichever came first.