Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Hungarian Pigs' Feet

Yoo hoo! Hello, dahlink!

Zis vay! Over here, behind zis fence!

Vould big handsome man like to eat my feet?

I place them for you in zis plasztikai bag and you… You buy?

Oh, dahlink, you don't vant to leave me here vis my feet still attach, do you?

6 comments:

Desdemona said...

(Cue "Green Acres" theme song)

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
The meats!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
The feets!

GloryBug said...

I've spent several hours reading you whole site- it's one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. Yay for sarcasm and irony! Some really disturbed thinking. It seems you overlooked the SNL cartoon http://www.hulu.com/watch/2317/saturday-night-live-cluckin-chicken, which made fun of this whole topic perfectly.
It's psychotic to cartoonize/humanize animals in order to pretend they happily want to be eaten. I'll be writing about this site on my sites/blogs. BTW- I live in CA near feedlots- there are no 'Happy Cows' here.

KCinDC said...

What, nothing yet on the Denny's ads (here's one) from the Super Bowl with the screaming chickens?

Ben said...

GloryBug:

Overlook Cluckin' Chicken? No way!

Check out our report, from May, '07!

Ben said...

KCinDC: That's Festival of Cruelty material, and we're not due for another round for a while yet.

Desdemona said...

Holy (chicken) shit. That Denny's ad is disgusting - yet another reason to be glad I don't care about football (and whatever you do, DON'T read the comments)!