Saturday, February 13, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day: a digression

Is there any better way to tell your special someone "I love you" than a slab of beef shaped like a Valentine's Day heart?

While we're on the subject, is there any better way to tell the cow in your life "I hate you" than a slab of beef shaped like a Valentine's Day heart?

Either way, this is the finest example of suicidefoodism's fabled inability to keep love and death separate. The movement's pathology forever confuses one for the other, creating in the process a gory mess of turbulent emotions.

5 comments:

stantoro said...

For once, I am at a loss for a witticism. This is truly grotesque

Desdemona said...

"Isn't it romantic...?"

Qdad said...

Beautiful! Thanks for the idea, my wife will love this. Now off to find a 2" ribeye!

Luella said...

Why do meat-eaters read this blog?

Anyway... why would people need to buy a heart-symbol-shaped slab of meat when they could buy an actual cow heart? Because it's a symbol, just a symbol... actually ripping out someone's heart is not a symbol of lov.

Anonymous said...

Agreed, a real cow heart would be more like it. And a cow heart in the shape of a valentine's day heart would be optimal.