Erin Go Blecch.
Monday, March 16, 2009
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Diagnosis
What is Suicide Food? Suicide Food is any depiction of animals that act as though they wish to be consumed. Suicide Food actively participates in or celebrates its own demise. Suicide Food identifies with the oppressor. Suicide Food is a bellwether of our decadent society. Suicide Food says, “Hey! Come on! Eating meat is without any ethical ramifications! See, Mr. Greenjeans? The animals aren’t complaining! So what's your problem?” Suicide Food is not funny.
Psych Evaluations
1 noose = Mildly troubling
2 nooses = Appalling
3 nooses = Perverse
4 nooses = Deeply disturbed and disturbing
5 nooses = Ye gods! I must go wash out my eyeballs!
2 nooses = Appalling
3 nooses = Perverse
4 nooses = Deeply disturbed and disturbing
5 nooses = Ye gods! I must go wash out my eyeballs!
From the Case Files
Suicidal Tendencies
- 1 noose (77)
- 2 nooses (300)
- 3 nooses (290)
- 4 nooses (152)
- 5 nooses (38)
- academia (11)
- alligator (3)
- apple of death (17)
- bacon (15)
- bandanna (51)
- bbq (399)
- beer (38)
- buddies (124)
- buffalo (3)
- burger (18)
- butcher (32)
- cauldron (14)
- checkered flag (7)
- chef hat (114)
- chicken (238)
- clam (2)
- cop (11)
- cow (210)
- cowboy (53)
- crab (15)
- crawfish (9)
- dancing (23)
- deer (4)
- digression (44)
- dixieland (8)
- doctor (6)
- duck (17)
- español (28)
- exposé (11)
- f.o.c. (19)
- farm (37)
- fish (52)
- frog (3)
- funk (2)
- goat (11)
- goose (1)
- gun (25)
- ham (21)
- heaven (34)
- high class (43)
- hippie (7)
- hotdog (14)
- hunting (12)
- hybrid (18)
- interview (1)
- japan (7)
- jerky (7)
- jingle (16)
- kids (44)
- knife (64)
- lamb (11)
- lard (4)
- livestock (48)
- lobster (19)
- lookalike (78)
- motorcycle (13)
- muscles (31)
- mustache (29)
- octopus (2)
- old glory (18)
- ostrich (6)
- overalls (50)
- pig (539)
- politics (4)
- pork rinds (7)
- rabbit (6)
- rasta (2)
- ribs (80)
- rock n roll (27)
- royalty (22)
- sausage (39)
- seafood (97)
- sexy (84)
- sheep (16)
- shrimp (11)
- snake (4)
- sport (57)
- squid (3)
- steak (27)
- sunglasses (107)
- surfing (5)
- thumbs up (23)
- tobacco (34)
- turkey (29)
- u.k. (25)
- veal (3)
- war (16)
- wink (23)
- worm (3)
Consultations
If you discover egregious examples of suicide food,
please alert us at suicidefood at gmail dot com.
please alert us at suicidefood at gmail dot com.
Peer Review
"Wallowing in Wit"
"Wickedly sly"
Chicago Tribune's "The Stew" blog
Chicago Tribune's "The Stew" blog
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The Stranger
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PC Magazine
Suicide Notes
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2009
(186)
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March
(15)
- Smith Family Robinson BBQ
- Jerk Chicken vs BBQ Chicken
- Blues Brothers-themed Barbecue
- Lenten Fish Fridays
- Tom's Bar B Q & Deli
- BBQ-Allstars
- Special Report: Pig Logo Exposé 7
- McBBQ
- Jammin Joes BBQ
- Meta-suicidefood: a digression
- "Pig Out" Catering
- Them Belly Full BBQ Co.
- What's Cooking in Tryon
- Bacon Freak Bacon Club
- Frank's for the Memories
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March
(15)
2 comments:
Looks like you're running out of witty things to say.
Jacob:
More like there wasn't really much more he NEEDED to say.
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