It's been close to a year since we allowed ourselves a moment to rest and offer up another installment of our
beloved series of "
Suicide Snacks." Sometimes, like today, we're just not up to the rigors of our self-imposed campaign.
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Can you read the inspiring legend on her sash? She has been crowned
Miss Prolificacy, the livestock-makingest pig there is! She's a one-sow pork-producing machine!
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This exotic beauty, this made-up, be-kohled octopus in Portland, Oregon, wiggles her sensual arms, beckoning all comers to dine on… well, herself.
Bonus: Impossibly, this seductress is only the third octopus we have ever featured!
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Really? It's just us? We're the only ones creeped out by a pig with a beard? Okay. Fair enough.
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We're not sure what we're seeing here. The weary satisfaction of another factory shift competently worked, perhaps. Or maybe the muted joy of a lobster facing his imminent boiling out there on the factory floor.
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