Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Golden Isles Barbeque Blast

You look on the Golden Isles Barbeque Blaster and see… what? Exuberance, maybe? Joy, perhaps?

We see a mind overthrown.

The fool thing has clambered aboard a rocket and blasted himself into space! And why? To find new worlds to be conquered by? He hasn't had enough of his victimhood on this one?

Pig, trust us. Things are bad enough down here.

The Blaster doesn't strike us as the type to listen to reason.

Paying homage to Slim Pickens's Major "King" Kong in Stanley Kubrick's classic tale of paranoia and bureaucracy, Dr. Strangelove, Ol' Goldie is the very picture of insanity.

The resemblance is eerie.

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