Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Redneck PitKrew

The latest in industrious pigs.

We're familiar with the pigs who grind themselves, the pigs who debone themselves, and the pigs who bring the barbecue to your door.

But this crew krew! They'll repair your rig when it breaks down or runs out of fuel. It's like a comdemned man cheerfully restringing the gallows!

These fellers take pride in their work, that's for sure. Hurry, boys. Time's a-wastin'!

If the old girl isn't up and cooking in the next 30 seconds, she'll never take the cup. And if she doesn't, the pigs don't get their reward: death, dismemberment, and their moment in the Winner's Circle. Also known as the stomachs of the nearest racing fans.

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