This pig looks like a helluva pig. Decent, hard-working, friendly. Great fella to hoist a couple with.
Which makes him a good candidate for someone to see a ball game with, but not—we suggest—to take sober advice from.
He's gearing up for a bacon bash, after all, an event devoted to eating him.
Maybe he's already had a few too many? Or maybe he just can't turn down a friend in a tight spot. If you need a late-night ride to the airport, or help moving to a new apartment, or, say, a bunch of bacon, he's your pig.