You know what's awesome? Fish! Fish are awesome. This one in particular.
Just look at him, leaping out of the water, the very thing that sustains him! And why? For the kids! It's all for the kids.
The fish knows kids love killing things, and he loves kids, so he's only too happy to oblige them. The beauty part? He loves dying just as much as the kids love the idea of dragging him into the reeking air where he will suffocate, slowly and awesomely. It's like symbiosis, a partnership so perfect and, well, awesome, it almost gives you the shivers.
(Sad note: Participation is limited to the first 600 kids.)