13th Annual Art of BBQ

Looming over Tulsa's Oneok Field, home of the Tulsa Drillers—AA minor league team of the Colorado Rockies organization—Hornsby the blue bull fills the sky like a god of wrath!

His rage is the thunder, his bloodlust the lightning! He will smite all those who have stood against him, swatting them with his iron… spatula…

No, hang on.

Just a sec.

Okay, no, he's not actually smiting anyone. He's just welcoming them to the 13th annual Art of BBQ festival. Which he doesn't seem to have much of a problem with. Even though a number of cows will surely be eaten. And even though he himself might wind up on the menu.

Like other so-called Submissive Dominants (such as this one and this one), Hornsby is only too happy to help the puny humans any way he can.

His is a benevolent dominion. Self-sacrificing to the utmost.