Nationwide, a recent Associated Press story informs us, the animals are suffering. The reason for the animals' misery and low morale could make sense only to disciples of suicidefoodism. Or to regular readers of our work, who should, by now, have grown accustomed to the movement's reflexive distortion of reality and perversion of logic.
The problem, the injustice that has wildlife across this great nation bemoaning their fate, is a lack of hunters and fishermen. (Read it again if you like. It won't matter.) Yes, our wildlife is despondent because a shortage of people doing their level best to kill them means less money for wildlife and habitat protection.
Only suicidal animals can think this way. Or… is it possible that the keepers of wildlife are putting these twisted words in the animals' mouths?