Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Cog BBQ Shootout

It is possible there is some context that could shed light on this? Exactly what happened at the 1st Annual Cog BBQ Shootout? Presumably there was gunplay, but what else should we know?

Our cow and pig, done up adorably as cowpokes in their vests, hats, boots, and Bandannas of the Damned, are just tickled pink to find themselves in the center of the hubbub. It’s kill or be killed, and—fingers crossed—maybe they’ll both die for The Cause. (The Cause being, naturally, the satisfaction of the good people of Cog. If Cog is a place, that is.)

And one can only suppose that guests unfortunate enough to be shot down during the 2nd annual C.B.S. will also be barbecued and eaten.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They look like they're having a blast, that pig and cow. But I don't believe a pig really would hang out with a cow, since I've heard that pigs are much smarter than cows. That cow better watch his/her back.

Further thoughts on why the cow should not trust the pig: cows eat grass, but pigs eat anything you put in front of them. Why would that cow need a gun to shoot some grass? You see what I'm getting at?