If there's anything less appetizing than a spreadable turkey paste, it's Spammy, the turkey destined to be enpasted, reminding us of his richness and nutritional value.
Glory be! Spammy Fortified Turkey Spread gives us both in one product!
The good-hearted Spammy, he of undeniable rico y nutritivo siempre qualities, was brought into being by the Hormel corporation to fight hunger in Guatemala. As such, he was born of the finest intentions. It's his motives we question. Is he driven to relieve hunger or merely to get himself eaten? Six of one, half dozen of the other, we suppose. Because either way, he winds up in someone's stomach. For Spammy, it's a classic case of doing good while doing well.
(Thanks to Dr. Bea for the referral.)