Saturday, November 20, 2010


It's the Nice Rack pig, taking a break from his coyly misogynistic personality to scold his consumer, taunting him to eat, eat, eat, eat!

If his sister isn't enough to fill you up, give his brother a look. If that doesn't do the trick, try his mother. And if you still want more, he's waiting for you, the gleam of a challenge in his eye.

"If you don't get full... It's your own fault!"

Standing there amid the flames, he knows that you have no one to blame for your gnawing hunger but yourself. He and his kind have offered themselves to you. They've invited you to cruise on in and partake. What more do you need from them? What more would you have them do? These meals animals are bending over backward to get eaten! Do they need to pay you? Is that what it's going to come to?

Oh, they'll do it. Look at this one. He'll stop at nothing. Nothing!

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