Sunday, April 18, 2010

Hottie Hawg's Smokin' BBQ

Centuries from now, when scientists—human or otherwise—inspect the leavings of our cities, our cultures, our collective desires and dreams, what in the world will they think we were all about?

Judging by the number of sexpot pigs we've featured over the years, they will conclude we were a civilization bent on an especially virulent bestiality.

Artifacts like this Hottie Hawg image speak of the unspeakable: a ritualized seduction followed by a quasi-cannibalistic orgy of retribution.

Those future observers will wonder how we survived as long as we did.

1 comment:

gih said...

Wow! That vehicles were made just for that BBQ? That's amazing.