Pig: Seriously, guys, this is gonna be great.Chicken: I think you need to explain it again.
Pig: What is your guyses' problem? It's so simple!
Duck: Okay, okay. We show up and then…
Pig: They eat us.
Chicken: Yeah, that's what I thought you said. I guess I just hoped I heard it wrong.
Duck: So they eat us.
Pig: Yes, they eat us. What is so hard to understand?
Duck: Why are we wearing napkins?
Pig: It's funny!
Chicken: And why are you holding silverware?
Duck: How are you holding silverware?
Pig: It just makes it funny! Like, "Oh, here we are, ready to enjoy our meal. What's that you say? We are the meal?" That's funny! It's good!
Duck: Because they eat us.
Pig: Yes! Now you get it!
Chicken: I don't get it.
Duck: Me neither.
Chicken: Where's the funny part?
Pig: The whole thing is the funny part!
Chicken: But we get eaten—
Pig: Here they come. Just act surprised!
(Thanks to Dr. Mrs. Suicidefood for the referral.)
3 comments:
Asking how you hold cutlery with pig trotters is like asking Strong Bad how he can type with boxing gloves. But notice how we don't atually *see* how the pig is holding the knife and fork, they may be welded to the table for all we know. Maybe he's intending to fall/throw himself on them like a defated general on his sword?
The duck is kinda perky asking about the napkin; he/she is wearing 'em too.
Here's one do-si-do with a cow----
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b1X3QY0jHNs/S0WGyz6Lv8I/AAAAAAAAET8/rFs0K1iQe28/s1600-h/d20100106-005f.jpg
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