Cow: I’ve eaten so much I can’t think straight. Pig: I am packed.
Cow: I won’t be able to walk until I sleep this off.
Chicken: Tell me about it.
Cow: Hey, what are the brown things with the, like, sticks in them?
Pig: That’s a bone, dummy.
Chicken: It’s a chicken leg, man! Have some respect!
Cow: Chicken leg? Dude, I’m a herbivore.
Pig: Not for the last two hours you weren’t.
Cow: What do you mean?
Chicken: You’ve been stuffing your face with meat since we got here.
Cow: Why didn’t you tell me?
Pig: The sign says “All-You-Can-Eat Bar-B-Q.” What did you think?
Cow: You know I can’t read.
Pig: Whatever.
Chicken: You know what the brown lumps are, right?
Cow: I don’t want to know.
Pig: You believe this guy?
Chicken: He doesn’t want to know.
Pig: Take a guess.
Cow: I’m not guessing!
Pig: It’s beef.
Cow: I don’t know what that is.
Chicken: Unbelievable.
Pig: Beef is cow, stupid.
Cow: What?!
Pig: What did you think we were doing here?
Cow: You said it was a party.
Chicken: It is a party.
Pig: A big meat party.
Cow: I think I’m gonna be sick.
Pig: Do it away from the grill.
Cow: So... What's the red stuff?
Pig: I don’t know and I don’t care. It is good.
Chicken: Pork.
Pig: Whatever. Hey, what do you say we go get ourselves killed and eaten?
Chicken: You read my mind.
Pig: Let’s do it.
Chicken: That's a plan.
Pig: Everybody wants to eat meat this sweet.
Chicken: Good times.
Pig: Good times.
Cow: I’m coming, I’m coming. Help me up, guys. Guys? Wait up. Come on! I hate you guys. I am not eating you!
2 comments:
Hahahahaha! Great dialogue. That is a pretty weird logo.
I protest - how are we supposed to be able to decipher the code letters to enter commentaries when we have to get completely blotto to bear what these adverts say?
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