Monday, August 15, 2011

Fantastic Chicken Noodles

He's the sexiest chicken in New Zealand. As he luxuriates in a hot tub full of broth, steam plays sensually about his feathers.

Lasciviously, he rubs himself with lemon halves, flavoring his flesh.

Later—you can't see him doing it here—he scrubs his back with a giant noodle.

He's a little high on himself, you see, and a little in love with the pleasure he feels preparing himself for your consumption. He's one erotic ingredient and he knows it.

(Thanks to Dr. Ross for the referral.)

Addendum: If you must.

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