Pig: Hard to say, Lob. I guess the grilling? Or maybe the chilling?
Lobster: They're both important aspects of the G&C festivities, that's for sure. But aren't you forgetting something?
Pig: No, I don't think...
Lobster: Come on, Pig. What's the best part? The Reason for the Season?
Pig: Um...
Lobster: There's the grilling. The chilling. And the...?
Pig: The killing!
Lobster: Now you got it!
Pig: If it weren't for us getting killed, none of the rest of it would be worth a darn.
Lobster: Too true.
Pig: And the spilling. Spilling our blood?
Lobster: Sure, I guess.
Pig: And the willing? Like, making out your will?
Lobster: Yeah, but it's not like we own anything to give away. It's borrowed time all the way! We can't even claim ownership of our bodies.
Pig: There's the Adirondack chairs, too. Can't forget them.
Lobster: They make the chilling so much easier.
Pig: To us!
Lobster: To us!
*clink!*
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