Who will be the best skewered food item? Will it be the bell pepper for the third year in a row, or will the upstart onion make its mark?
What's this? Two new competitors have entered the Skewering Training Center*, and they mean business.
The chicken and pig have fire in their eyes and steel in their hearts, and—if all goes well—they'll soon have a giant skewer running through their abdomens.
They're obviously quite pleased with their performance, and well they should be. Never have animals been impaled on a skewer so skillfully, their internal organs so neatly perforated, their peritoneums so thoroughly punctured.
Vegetables can't hope to compete with thinking, feeling, pain-suffering creatures. How could inanimate objects throw themselves onto sharp rods with anything like this kind of style?
Look at them smiling, arms upraised in triumph. You can do it, chicken and pig! We believe in you! Years from now, when people think of the joy of being well and truly stabbed clean through, they'll think of you!
(Thanks to Dr. Daniela for the referral and the photo.)
*This is actually what this was (actually) called.