"When you order reindeer, you make Santa smile."
Yes, Santa (Santa Claus, that is) would appreciate it if you'd order reindeer meat. He likes ordering reindeer. Get it? Ordering reindeer? Like, ordering them around? What a country!
And because Rudolph's such a
(Photo by Travis S.)
Addendum: Allow yourself to be haunted by this ghost of Christmas past. And this one, too, while you're at it.