This is living the life.
Just relaxing in the cocktail glass, a giant lemon wedge for company. Take it easy, you know? Just conform your chitinous exterior to the glass's contours.
Prop an elbow on the rim.
Looking sharp with that bow tie. You might be on the way out, but you're not down. Not yet. Takes more than a boiling bath to do you in. Believe it: you're laughing! Digging the scene!
This is your time. It's all about you.
When they come around, looking for the tenderest place to slip the tines in, lower your shades and give 'em the line:
"Who's your daddy?"
Shrimp's got it going on.