As our schedule demands, we allow ourselves a little breather with these brief discursions.
(And as your schedule permits, please review the previous installment of the series.)
Have you forgotten that even worms enjoy dying? No form of life is so humble that it can remain unmoved at the thought of its eventual, meaningless death!
Far be it from us to claim that a pig derives her worth from her capacity to charm humans and fill them with lusty fervor, but Sweet Mama doesn't exactly… Well, she's not the typical barbecue floozy. She is possibly a boar in drag.
Second thoughts or a simple case of stage fright?
Over the years, we have seen some unappealing appeals, but this is the least enticing enticement we can remember.
Addendum (4/19/10): It's our stage fright pig, here on fire and representing a firehouse cook-off in Louisville.