
"I'm hot," says he.
Says she, "I'm sweet."
"Try us both," they say, adding, "We're a treat!!"
Never have victims been more willing. He is proud, she coy. The both of them so playful.
Representing a mom-and-pop salumeria in Brooklyn, Mr. and Mrs. Pig want only to please. To lure. To draw. To advertise.
To die.
(Thanks to Dr. Sandra for the referral and photo.)



1 comment:
That's an awfully short skirt on Mrs. Pig. If she were human, her vag would be showing.
Of course, if she were human, she wouldn't be in a damn frying pan to begin with. Meh.
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