In the dark heart of Suicidefoodopolis, anti-animal crime is rampant. Cowpunch is the kingpin of the Bowery, The Chicken Kicker rules the Strip, and the Pig Sticker Gang menaces most of downtown. The City needs a hero. Maybe more than one.
No such luck.
All they get are these two superzeroes, bent on elbowing their way to the front of the killing line.
They're only the latest submissive dominants we've profiled. (You remember that concept, surely. Powerful figures who render themselves impotent?) This so-called dynamic duo doesn't lift a finger to protect the citizenry they swore to champion. Instead, they merely watch the skies for the signal that tells them the grills are ready.