Sexually, um, "expressive" livestock are such a dominant theme within the corpus of suicidefoodism that we really have to wonder (again!) what is up.
Even if we accept the need for a humanoid cow—which we do not—why must the cow be "womanly"?
And if she must be womanly, why must she be portrayed as sexually promiscuous? You know, the cleavage. The kissy face. And the word hoochie, of course.
Why, why, why?
Is it the presence of rub on the label? Is that what turns their thoughts to illegitimate massage parlors?
And finally: SuckleBusters?!