We don't know what, precisely, is going on here, but each possibility is more horrific than the last.Possibility #1: The cow is the mother and her daughter has been lovingly transformed into the food in the bowl. Whatever food it might be. Steak donuts? Perhaps it is only her brains? (Let's call this the "My Daughter's Final Resting Place" hypothesis.)
Possibility #2: The cow is the daughter and the mother's final resting place is the big, blue bowl. The mother's pride reaches from the afterworld as she encourages her to "Eat, eat! You're nothing but skin and bones. Oh, and udder."
Possibility #3: The cow is the daughter and her mother is the proprietress of the steakhouse who has forced her daughter to eat her father as a cruel test of her filial devotion. (And/or father-hatred.)
Regardless, the question remains: Have these people learned nothing from the Mad Cow scares of the late 90s? Cows eating parts of cow carcasses is never a good thing.
We would love to hear your thoughts on these hypotheses. Please do feel free to use our comments section for that purpose.
4 comments:
I have to go with my gut here, which is screaming "VOMIT! PURGE! CLEAR THE ROOM!!" but my instinct says scenario 1: mom eating daughter. What worries me is that I think my mom would happily make meat donuts out of me if she could, so this picture is hard for me to look at.
Which brings me back to my initial reaction: "PUKE! BARF! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
A fourth possibility is that this family of cows has set about making steak out of other suitable animals (given the use of language, human seems the most likely candidate), and have set up shop at the daughter's place.
The donut-shaped meat featured in the picture could be cuts from the arms of some of the thinner of our numbers, or perhaps the younger.
well lets see, i've eaten at this restaurant and the food is really good.
it's a cartoon of a cow.
get over yourself.
You people are just looking to make it more disgusting then it is. The cow is clearly eating a bowl of spaghetti, not donut shaped meat. The restaurant also specialized in Italian food, hence a bowl of pasta!
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