Monday, June 7, 2010

New Pigs on the Block

If you had a time machine programmable to return you to 1989, and if you cared to drum up interest in your barbecue team by associating it in your audience's mind with superstars of the nascent Boy Band era transformed into "food" animals, this is what you would get.

That this should exist now, in a post-NKOTB period of only primitive time machines (at best), defies understanding. And we've managed to understand a lot of weird shit.

In the picture, clockwise from the cow: Danny, Jonathan, Joey, Jordan, and Donnie. We do admire the logo's faithful rendering of Donnie's tough-guy mandanna, Danny's geometrical hairstyle, and Jordan's starry jacket design.

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