Behold nearly 28 pounds of pure Mexican lard. ¡Talk about a Tub of Lard!
Right there on the plastic bucket, a cheerful pig done up in the national costume of his killers.
And, truly, what quarrel could he have with them? After all, they merely butchered him and his family, and recovered their fat from the lifeless bodies and melted it, rendering their essence into a consumer product hardly noted for its rarity. (The Spanish phrase manteca de cerdo translates literally to the comparatively sanitized "pig butter.")
Porci-Mex is too magnanimous to let a little something like the rape of pigdom sour him on humanity. His generous spirit should serve as inspiration to all "food" animals awaiting their final disposition.
(Thanks to Dr. Dan for the referral and photo.)