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Cow: Hello!
Chicken: Welcome! We're the Franks & Toppings Boys, and we're happy you could come!
Salmon: And we're happy to bring you the Franks & Toppings message! Isn't that right, Chicken?
Chicken: You know it, Salmon! Franks & Toppings provides such a wonderful service to the folks in southeast Texas. It's a privilege to die, knowing we're so delicious—
Cow: Privilege to what?
Chicken: —and organic!
Cow: It's a privilege to what?
Salmon: You're stepping on his line again.
Cow: I know, I know, but did he say it's a privilege to die?!
Salmon: It is a privilege to die! That's why I hired someone to help me into this tux.
Chicken: Look, can I keep going?
Salmon: Keep going.
Cow: What's happening?
Chicken: That's right, Cow. We are lucky to die for such fine fare!
Cow: I didn't say that!
Chicken: Frankfurters, burgers, grilled salmon sandwiches, and more!
Cow: I never said that!
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Cow: You're sick.
Chicken: Good question, Cow. Yes, the talented cooks at Franks & Toppings will make your flesh even tastier with a wholesome selection of fresh toppings!
Cow: (sobbing)
Salmon: Get hold of yourself! Say the thing about grass-fed beef.
Cow: About…?
Salmon: Grass-fed beef! Like the picture!
Cow: Where the hell did you get that? I didn't pose for that! What the hell's going on?
Chicken: Ha ha! Good one, Cow. They should listen to our jingle!
Salmon: That'll get your toe tapping!
Cow: (teeth chatter)
Chicken: And your mouth watering!
Cow: Oh god oh god oh god.
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