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His rage is the thunder, his bloodlust the lightning! He will smite all those who have stood against him, swatting them with his iron… spatula…
No, hang on.
Just a sec.
Okay, no, he's not actually smiting anyone. He's just welcoming them to the 13th annual Art of BBQ festival. Which he doesn't seem to have much of a problem with. Even though a number of cows will surely be eaten. And even though he himself might wind up on the menu.
Like other so-called Submissive Dominants (such as this one and this one), Hornsby is only too happy to help the puny humans any way he can.
His is a benevolent dominion. Self-sacrificing to the utmost.
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