The extravaganza he's put together is quite the spectacle! Albert is all about one-stop shopping!
From the, let's say, arresting wordsmithing ("Put the BOLD TASTE of the WEST in your CHEST") to the use of striking imagery, he's hitting the audience right where they live. We especially enjoy the porcine member of the Canadian Army. We're not sure how Albert was able to persuade him to serve as a (literal) poster
Fat Albert provides a little something for everyone. Especially for pigs who have grown weary of living.