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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Hungarian Pigs' Feet

Yoo hoo! Hello, dahlink!

Zis vay! Over here, behind zis fence!

Vould big handsome man like to eat my feet?

I place them for you in zis plasztikai bag and you… You buy?

Oh, dahlink, you don't vant to leave me here vis my feet still attach, do you?

5 comments:

  1. (Cue "Green Acres" theme song)

    Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
    The meats!
    Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
    The feets!

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  2. I've spent several hours reading you whole site- it's one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. Yay for sarcasm and irony! Some really disturbed thinking. It seems you overlooked the SNL cartoon http://www.hulu.com/watch/2317/saturday-night-live-cluckin-chicken, which made fun of this whole topic perfectly.
    It's psychotic to cartoonize/humanize animals in order to pretend they happily want to be eaten. I'll be writing about this site on my sites/blogs. BTW- I live in CA near feedlots- there are no 'Happy Cows' here.

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  3. What, nothing yet on the Denny's ads (here's one) from the Super Bowl with the screaming chickens?

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  4. GloryBug:

    Overlook Cluckin' Chicken? No way!

    Check out our report, from May, '07!

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  5. KCinDC: That's Festival of Cruelty material, and we're not due for another round for a while yet.

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