These happy inmates, their words obscured by thoughtful prison bars!"I'm hot," says he.
Says she, "I'm sweet."
"Try us both," they say, adding, "We're a treat!!"
Never have victims been more willing. He is proud, she coy. The both of them so playful.
Representing a mom-and-pop salumeria in Brooklyn, Mr. and Mrs. Pig want only to please. To lure. To draw. To advertise.
To die.
(Thanks to Dr. Sandra for the referral and photo.)
That's an awfully short skirt on Mrs. Pig. If she were human, her vag would be showing.
ReplyDeleteOf course, if she were human, she wouldn't be in a damn frying pan to begin with. Meh.