Quasi-suicidefoodist Cow Mascot Tackled by Mystery AssailantFredericksburg, VA. The Chick-Fil-A fast-food restaurant chain's cow mascot, a longtime supporter of the consumption of chickens, was knocked to the ground by an unknown shover. While not a true adherent of the suicidefoodist movement, the cow nevertheless worked closely with the purveyors of "food" animals. Police have no suspect or motive.
Note: This actually happened.
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ReplyDeleteThis happened in Fredericksburg, VA not in Maryland.
ReplyDeleteCorrected. We thank you.
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