Mae's Phinney Ridge Café of Seattle should be proud to have such a devoted spokescow! We know you don't require any pointers in the ...

This British mainstay—this pinnacle of cuisine—has been with us since 1870, when soldiers fighting for Napoleon III needed to keep up their ...

It's a brand-new category of perplexing suicidefoodist imagery. Or rather, we have only recently been made aware of it. It offers us fre...

The Chamber of Congress of the Cypress Fairbanks region (the Houston metro area) hosts an annual event known as the Chamber Herd. As near as...

In the endless suicidefoodist "arms race," we've seen it all: cute animals, tough animals, insane animals, stupid animals, com...

We admit it. We are intrigued and impressed by the brazenness of these logos. Foie gras is one of the Pillars of the Cruel Food Temple (the ...

Torn from the headlines! (Like this one and this one .) It's the timeliest Suicide Food post ever! The recap: Undercover video reveals...

The practitioners of suicidefoodism are cunning fabulists, conjuring fantastical worlds of illogic as a matter of course. Their every "...

Gather 'round, idiot children! I'm about to tell you the dumbest story you ever heard. This is going to make Jack and the Beanstalk ...

Rejoice, Lithuania, rejoice! For your pigs (or, as we like to think of them, living pork containers ) are enraptured with you! At the though...

The symbolism is just… off. The cow has obviously dressed for her portrait. Unless she typically wears formal dress, this is no candid shot....