At first we weren't sure whether Tolkien's timeless epic translated well to the world of barbecue. We knew the chicken was Gandalf...

Even though we've seen this kind of "food"-animal-as-radical- smasher-of-the-system before, we still don't get it. Lo...

The Civil War is a contextual grounding of increasing popularity (see here and here ), and we think we know why: Suicidefoodism takes war, ...

The pig cavalryman is mad. The chicken soldier is mad. Even the cow horse (?) is mad. All the animals are mad! They're up in arms! But l...

Not only is Fat Albert a late inductee into the ranks of the copycat pigs (he's a member in good standing of the Overalls bunch and , d...

The grunts from Barbecue Division must not have read their rules and regs too closely. That, or they're the victims of enemy counter-int...

The barbecue battle , the boxing match , and other examples of ritualized warfare are here made literal. This is actual combat , with unifor...

If you're like most sex-crazed monsters bent on the destruction of everything sensible minds hold dear, when you think of fine French cu...

Line up, line up, you sorry wastes of pork! Well, well. What do we have here? This is the most pathetic pile of meat I've even seen. Wha...

Now, regardless of what a certain site would have you believe, we spend very little time bashing the free-range movement (or addressing it ...

Giant, man-sized Easter Bunny. Blue horse. Ranks of hamfantry marching over the hills. Either we are suffering from an especially nasty feve...

A lot has changed since we served in the military.* We didn't have GIs out of uniform, rollerskating through the mess, delivering their ...

The humble joy of gratitude has gone sour. While we cannot but be moved by the pig and chicken's sincere expression of thanks, we are ne...