We're going to be honest. What really draws us in here is the stunning, totally unironic aptness of this place's name. Yes, there...

Around the world, every tongue tells animals the good news: The end is nigh! Your sentence is almost done! You will soon leave the state to ...

As you might expect of animals taking part in the suicidefoodist revolution, this bunch is a bit confused. For one thing, they seem not to u...

Let's get back to basics, shall we? His "royal" "highness," the poor pig in this logo, is characteristic of other re...

We first encountered Harold in the inaugural post of our Festival of Cruelty feature. Unbeknownst to us, Harold has been busy since then, a...

We have too long neglected this living relic, but now he gets his due. For 88 years, our inscrutable despot has ruled over a strange and sic...

Finally, a regal pig with some flair! Leave it to the Europeans to show up America's would-be pig royalty. (Like this pig . Or this one ...

King Richard provides another example of fool-headed animals snookered by a cheap crown. (Remember this one ? How about this one ?) It's...

Weep no tears for the faded king and his forlorn kingdom! True, the royal readerboard, record of the bards, announces the king's fate: K...

In all the time we've been observing the comings and goings of suicidefood royalty , we have never once seen a noticeably female monarch...

Hear ye! Hear ye! By order of His Royal Highness, the King of Wings, be it known: Out of the generous heart that dwells within his tender br...

For sheer pageantry, nothing beats a seafood festival! Let's face it: barbecue festivals can be tawdry affairs. Lewd, ...