We've discussed the Doctrine of Inanimacy  several times. It holds that animals, being mere objects, are beneath our moral consideration...

We'd like to tell you all about this, but after reading up on it, we're still feeling a little dizzy. From the Calf Club's websi...

"I finally have my own little bundle of joy product! Thank you, Quality Semen Tanks!" So says Mrs. Cow, we can only assume, on...

We are proud to present the winner of Suicide Food's first-ever George Orwell Award for Excellence in Distorting Language and Generally ...

As you know—even children know it!—animals want to die to enrich our lunches. And our wardrobes , our leisure time , our medicine chests , a...

The pig is alone on his island, his only company the playful sailboat that appears occasionally just past the lagoon. Apart from that fey bl...

Have you been looking for a place to satisfy your dream of meeting miniature cattle while you satisfy your meat tooth? Look no further. Happ...

A year and a half ago, we presented a letter printed in the New Yorker that reminded us all how much animals on loving farms enjoy their l...

It's been close to a year since we allowed ourselves a moment to rest and offer up another installment of our beloved series of " ...

This equipment is used for chasing predators away, thus safeguarding livestock. Now, we would be ghouls if we refused to acknowledge that no...

Fear not! Still your racing heart! Spare your sympathies for someone who needs them. This Alpine maid is not weeping with dread at her impen...

We are again reminded that suicidefoodism is such a commonplace that anyone— everyone —can press it into service, knowing that it will serve...

The Parks Companies are dedicated to "innovative and forward thinking solutions for today's swine industry." To innovative an...

Editor's note: This should more properly be called a book reportlet, but as our spellcheck would have murdered us had we gone with that ...

Just look at the cute little investment! Have you ever seen an investment with such a happy, little smile? With Elanco, you can protect him ...

According to a letter published in the November 30 New Yorker and written by a Mr. G. of Salt Lake City, Utah, it could hardly be more plai...

It is by now a truism that happy livestock enjoy being sacrificed for your pleasure. So widely recognized and acknowledged, so extensively d...