In this, our fourth suicidefood book report, we continue our tradition of dabbling at the surface of books we haven't fully, completel...

For more than 45 years, a suicidefoodist earworm has been wriggling across the airways of the world. It involves stuff made from "f...

We'd like to tell you all about this, but after reading up on it, we're still feeling a little dizzy. From the Calf Club's websi...

"I finally have my own little bundle of joy product! Thank you, Quality Semen Tanks!" So says Mrs. Cow, we can only assume, on...

You know what's awesome? Fish! Fish are awesome. This one in particular. Just look at him, leaping out of the water, the very thing that...

We could go about investigating the confluence of forces that led to this phantasmagoria (an ad agency, a barbecue joint, and a music confer...

Who's a cute widdle piglet? Who's a widdle pwecious piglet? You are! That's right! You are! With your pink ribbon! It's jus...

This bloated figurehead, this depraved emblem of the anti-animal worldview, has a magic talisman: his obscene girth, his grossly distended f...

Are you surprised to learn of the long tradition of parents offering up their young for your gustatory enjoyment? ( Ducks do it. Pigs do i...

Like other "food" animals, disaffected young pigs of the stifled suburbs long for death-by-barbecue. In their hoodies and sweats, ...

This venerable Japanese beefstitution is really more Bovine Nation in miniature than business dedicated to the art and science of preparing ...

Forsythe P. (Jughead) Jones—icon of wholesome American gluttony—shows up to give us a textbook example of IAS , a concept we haven't del...

It has taken us more than two years, but we have finally managed to turn up another suicidefoodist hoax . It is a true testament to the insa...

Italian babies live like emperors! They eat chickens and cows and fish, naturally. But their palates push them far beyond the pedestrian tas...

Pardon us. It appears our brain has fallen out. This product—this chill tonic—could scarcely have received a more suitable designation. Tast...

Oh, but fish do enjoy a good play on words! Or, a play on words, at any rate. And this particular play on words is just about irresistible ...