Holy Chuck is working the symbolism hard. Both the sacrificer and the sacrificed, he is the perfect icon for a cruddy ethos. Biblically ...

You know those hilarious "Eat mor chikin" cows? (Hold on. We have to stop laughing. Almost. Just a sec. Okay. We're good.) Tho...

Salmon: We're on, guys! We're on! Cow: Hello! Chicken: Welcome! We're the Franks & Toppings Boys, and we're happy you c...

A startling artifact from the Far East. Its meaning is puzzling, to be sure. Is it, in fact, an example of culture misappropriation? An inno...

Truth be told, we only seem confident. Every few months, in the middle of the night, when the wind is full of questions, we wonder. We doub...

You see it too, don't you? Don't you? It's not just us, right? You see it there, in the art on the P.O.'s Burger and Root Be...

Surfing is the perfect sport to pair with the oblivion-loving cult of Suicidefoodism. What better illustrates the go-with-the-flow attitud...

Another food-based officer of the peace who is not up to the rigors of his occupation. Lovestruck, he walks the beat. His mind is a million ...

See how a real showman does it. He's got 'em eating out of the palm of his hand. Which is a neat trick for an already-dead foodstuff...

Warning: The following discussion could lead to brain damage. A certain recent advertisement has the power to send impotent rationality ba...