The jerky pushers puzzle us. Yes, all the True Believers, the Willing Sacrifices, the Kill-Me-Nows, the relentless martyrs—every self-ped...

In the two and a half years since we last looked in on the trend of  hobo livestock , things haven't gotten much better. High unempl...

What Scoop here won't do to get the story! Traffic jams, the high heat of summer, sciatica acting up? Nothing will stop him. If ther...

Animals and the desire to leave it all behind go together like fish and ice cream! This fish hugging his ice cream dish (if that is, in fa...

When the lengthy sermons are too much, we turn to our by-now-classic series of rapid-fire diatribules for relief. (Revisit the most recent i...

And here you thought only those effete playthings, those (snort) domestic animals, dreamt of self-annihilation. We've told you over and...

Have we been living under a rock for the past 15 years or so? We didn't think so, but how else to explain our complete, happy ignorance ...

"I finally have my own little bundle of joy product! Thank you, Quality Semen Tanks!" So says Mrs. Cow, we can only assume, on...

It's called the Good Life, all right? A martini, a fine cigar. Good food, good friends. And when the good food is the good friends, ...

We're ready to dive back into the world of recycled pig logos. Review, won't you, the last time we indulged our inexplicable pench...

Naturally, this T-shirt design is associated with an earnest, high-end butcher. The studied attitude of cool, the nod to fashion—these mark ...

Around the world, every tongue tells animals the good news: The end is nigh! Your sentence is almost done! You will soon leave the state to ...