tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post3213097743198951923..comments2024-03-21T00:19:27.130-07:00Comments on Suicide Food: Turducken KingBenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18365355509420961754noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-70790544534147029632007-10-17T22:13:00.000-07:002007-10-17T22:13:00.000-07:00How about a tagline, Eesh! Something like...Turduc...How about a tagline, Eesh! Something like...<BR/><BR/>Turducken: No way in hell.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18365355509420961754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-9453273171122471702007-10-17T21:14:00.000-07:002007-10-17T21:14:00.000-07:00Holy Turducken! Even when I wasn't vegan you would...Holy Turducken! Even when I wasn't vegan you wouldn't find me eating that!eeshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08089566540240912618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-7001358597068494622007-10-06T13:34:00.000-07:002007-10-06T13:34:00.000-07:00Yep, that's pretty much what I expected that night...Yep, that's pretty much what I expected that nightmare monstrosity to look like. Sweet dreams, everyone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-28654059559902022212007-09-27T10:46:00.000-07:002007-09-27T10:46:00.000-07:00Looks like a still from a childbirth video. Really...Looks like a still from a childbirth video. Really.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-64978893208251693132007-09-25T15:49:00.000-07:002007-09-25T15:49:00.000-07:00That was awesome, squeagle.And benjamin--just a si...That was awesome, squeagle.<BR/><BR/>And benjamin--just a side note, but most people who go vegan or vegetarian loved meat at one point too. Chicken used to be my favorite food. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-55877610042954860402007-09-24T20:24:00.000-07:002007-09-24T20:24:00.000-07:00I love meat... even if francois is tearing up... h...I love meat... even if francois is tearing up... he's right, it's tasty. And turducken is delicious, though I'd suggest skinning the interior birds while you make pajamas from them so that the skin doesn't stay soft and underdone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-22411469219891911432007-09-24T20:20:00.000-07:002007-09-24T20:20:00.000-07:00Turkeys and chickens that don't eat their own, let...Turkeys and chickens that don't eat their own, let alone their own young... not many of you spend time on a farm, eh? Let alone those massive factory farms... those places reek of dead carcasses...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-33107600320132333222007-09-23T11:21:00.000-07:002007-09-23T11:21:00.000-07:00Any food with "turd" in it.. 0_o and ppl are buyin...Any food with "turd" in it.. 0_o and ppl are buying it??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-70030752395966965592007-09-21T21:04:00.000-07:002007-09-21T21:04:00.000-07:00Turducken: It's not just a meal, it's a carcass fe...Turducken: It's not just a meal, it's a carcass festival!<BR/><BR/>Turducken: It's "foul" times 3!<BR/><BR/>Turducken: <BR/>Mutant Zombie Bird<BR/>Hit Dice: 4d8+8 (26 hp)<BR/>Initiative: -1 (Dex)<BR/>Speed: 30 ft.<BR/>AC: 17 (-1 size, -1 Dex, +6 natural, +3 hide)<BR/>Attacks: 2 beaks, 1 bill +8 melee; or 4 talons +1 ranged<BR/>Damage: Cleaver 1d10+5<BR/>Special Qualities: Quick reflexes, repels water, spreads disease upon excessive breeding<BR/>Saves: Fort +6, Reflex +0, Will +1.<BR/>Abilities: Str 4, Dex 4, Con 15, Int 6, Wis 2, Cha 7.<BR/>Skills: Obesity +4, Ignorance +2, Spot +2.<BR/>Feats: Pestilence Focus (birdflu)<BR/>Challenge Rating: 6<BR/>Alignment: Chaotic evilAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-7375304831437001302007-09-21T10:54:00.000-07:002007-09-21T10:54:00.000-07:00Sounds like forced cannibalism to me. The poor tu...Sounds like forced cannibalism to me. The poor turkey spends his whole life eating nothing but grain and grass and whatever turkeys eat when BAM! after his death, he is forced to consume not one but two of his poultry brethren, simultaneously.human_wreckagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17078220051658165572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-12426915891009009342007-09-21T09:36:00.000-07:002007-09-21T09:36:00.000-07:00Oh dear. We have hurt Francois' feelings again.Oh dear. We have hurt Francois' feelings again.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18365355509420961754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5396438339085657882.post-21344458016975842852007-09-21T04:55:00.000-07:002007-09-21T04:55:00.000-07:00me, Rita, in fact......."We'll spare you the gory ...me, Rita, in fact.......<BR/>"We'll spare you the gory details"? "Wipe that drool off your chin and get dining"?<BR/><BR/>Turd - what? Can we please buy these people a dictionary - don't they know what a turd is? (spirals to floor foaming at mouth..........)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com